A Duff Herm Is Convinced that he Is a Stick Insect A few days ago, an everyday Ba Herm looked out his window and saw his money-winning prize Duff Herm, the two time winner of the fattest Duff Herm in Cottage Award, climbing a tree. Later, as part of an extensive interview about the strange phenomenon of Duff Herms who think they are something that they aren’t, he said, “That Duff Herm was up to something. I knew it even before he started buzzing at me and rubbing his feet together. “Out of my three Duff Herms, one thought that he was a cricket, and the other thought he was a hog. Literally! He was hiding in the Hog Pen again!” We gave the Ba Herm a minute to calm down, in which he realized that the Duff Herm in question had gone back into the Hog Pen while he was talking. It was an awful mess and we didn’t get any more answers from him for the rest of the evening, but we did use the time to interview the third Duff who told us that the Duff Herm who was crawling arou...