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Breaking News: Herm Ships Sail to Hogwash with Maize and Duff Herms 12/6

        After the Berm ordered a ship with ten Herms to make the legendary voyage to the Hogwash: the land of Herms, it was discovered that the Herms in Hermwash and Hogwash don’t have Duff Herms or Corn. “This most recent revelation shocked the barley out of John Barley Duff Herm,” says HermPost Reporter Gallonhoney II of Yostacorn. The Council of Hermbul immediately ordered a convoy of ships to depart Great Hermlake City with two tons of maize and ten Duff Herms to arrive in the Hermwash in about a month. Also on board the ships are seeds for two new varieties of peaches and four varieties of Hermistani apple that the brave crew of the aptly named Royal Cornbert are bringing to the Hermwash with hopes of exchanging them for new varieties of crops that are unique to the Land of Herms.

        The return of the previous ship and crew has brought exploration back into the minds of the most ambitious and bravest Herms who are now seeking their own journeys to the Hermwash with plans to return with mountains of gold. Of course, the conspiracy theorists have joined in the new exaggeration of how great an opportunity this is. However, HermPost believes that going to the Hogwash or Hermwash is unwise unless you are a professional sailor.

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