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Daily Update 12/6

Who Is Responsible for injuring the Pozny Goalkeeper; Himzoo Herm Launches Investigation

After a disappointing loss for the Pozny team yesterday, accusations of cheating by GHLC are spreading like Corn Pox through a field of dry corn. Though most fans admit defeat, certain supporters like the Himzoo Herm are (as usual) unwilling to accept the results of the game. In an interview, Himzoo Herm said, “The Goalkeeper must have been sabotaged, how else could he have tripped?”

When we asked the Goalkeeper, he confirmed these claims, saying that a stake had been planted in the ground next to the goal which was an obvious tripping hazard. The owners of the stadium had no idea that their field had been vandalized and immediately put out a bounty for anybody who caught the vandals. Mysteriously, they issued this bounty before confirming that the stake was actually there (it is), but this has led some fans to believe the owners of the stadium cheated and the game should be replayed.

The real question now is who did it? If anybody has witnessed the vandalism or has any information at all about the incident, it would be very appreciated if you share it with us before this week’s Weekly Report. HermPost will pay twenty Herm Dollars if you choose HermPost for your interview and relay your knowledge directly to us. Don’t forget to donate! Notice: there’s Breaking News today as well! Look at our other article to learn more.

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