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Conspiracy Theorists’ Leader Resigns Under Pressure From the Great Hermlake Legislature

Last week, the leader of the Fraud Committee, Hermuscar Brimly, declared that they would be investigating corruption caused by the Conspiracy Theorist Party. In the beginning, most of the scandals that were confirmed came from unknown sources, but as the week went on, it became clear that Wigbobber II, leader of the Party, was responsible for multiple crimes relating to manipulation and the rigging of elections. As the list of crimes came in, the Fraud Committee, in partnership with the Disciplinary Council, began to form a Bill which they would send to the GHLL for approval. This Bill primarily consisted of punishments and criminal sentences for multiple members of the Conspiracy Theorist Party.

Upon facing an unofficial conviction by a casual count of votes in the Legislature, the Governor and other leaders of the Legislature agreed to withhold his conviction if he resigned from his position as a representative of the 13th district of Great Hermlake City and as the leader of the Trade Committee. Wigbobber realized that the consequences could be severe if he did not accept the offer. After two days, he declared his intentions to accept the proposal and resign from his government positions. This morning, a vote was held as part of the conviction trial and it was agreed that Wigbobber II would be pardoned by the court and allowed to continue normal civilian life as long as he did not commit further crimes.

The Governor of the Legislature signed the agreement, marking the end of the friendship between him and the Conspiracy Theorists and weakening that Party substantially. It is said that the Conspiracy Theorists are still selecting their next leader. Expect to receive an update on that soon. 

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