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Breaking News 5/26

Stolen Scarecrow Is a Fake Made of Bunlahund Wheat

After the cherished scarecrow of an elderly Ba Herm was taken one night, certainly not by crows, he hired the lead detective of the local police to find and retrieve his missing scarecrow which had been an idol and role model for all the town’s Duff Herms since the Yib-olition, a sign of laziness and its positive effects on the community. While it was unpopular with the Popular Party which currently has a measly 6% of the vote across Hermistan (and is often called the “Un Popular Party”) because it, the scarecrow, encouraged laziness and social digression, most of the locals admired its stillness and peaceful nature.

The detective, Jimdough Buzzerbum, followed his leads to the moderately sized village of Wagontown where he rushed to the scene of a wagon crash and discovered that the famed scarecrow was hidden within the carnage. Upon further investigation and a taste test by a thief that broke in during the night, it was revealed that this was not the true scarecrow as it was stuffed with Bunlahund wheat and not Hermatan Wheat. A grand search ensued and its true location remains unknown. Some Herms are even daring to enter the violent nation of Stanistan to seek the lost scarecrow.


 

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