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Daily Update 5/26

Ba Herms Seen Sitting on their Bums

As temperatures increase, it becomes more and more vital for working Herms to take extended breaks to recover from the heat and exhaustion of intense farm labor. As many keen Homeless Duff Herms have been smart enough to observe, Ba Herms have been seeing the need recently to take breaks on their butts, sometimes, in the middle of their fields. The Secretary of the Department of Agriculture for the Central Region said today, “I’ve been sitting out the heat today, and I have to imagine that most of the Herms here are doing the same…. If lazy Ba Herms tell us anything at all, it’s that we can be pretty darn certain that the Duff Herms won’t be working at all either, but that’s a problem for Himzoo Herm and the Herm traders.”

Himzoo Herm, however, has bigger problems at the moment. A shipment of rapidly-cultivated corn grown in the isolated region of Bunlahund appears to be too much for his weak stomach, and the Berm has had to announce that we may not be seeing the beloved Himzoo Herm for a few days. Himzoo Herm, however, attended a meeting the following day scheduled by the Hermbul Legislature and the Duff Herm Satisfaction Committee, which he leads. To the surprise of many reporters, who he had told were to expect that he had made a full recovery, he showed up on a chamber pot and it is reported that the Legislature felt bad enough that they agreed to postpone the hearing until Himzoo Herm has recovered.


 

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